Dear people who have taken the time to be official followers:
I wanted to take a moment to thank you so much for the time you have wasted, and will continue to waste (I hope!) reading my writing. By some ill fate, I am not able to actually see who you are (maybe the president thinks that knowing who "follows" you is just as unimportant as facebook, but I do not agree, because I love you.). As my followers, I want to set your minds at rest on a couple of points:
1) I will never ask you (through this blog anyway) to give me your life saving, or to invest your nest egg into a sketchy bussiness venture. I do not approve of fly by night doll museums, or African princes who want to launder money to America. As such, I will not ask you to do these things.
2) I will not try to convince you that I am a sun goddess, and that we should all start glueing tin foil stars to our glasses. But how cool would that be? We could do it if you want to! But I will never try to convince you.
3) I will always respect you, my followers, and never lead you into battle where the odds are against us like the odds were against "The Adventures of Ocie Nash" ever getting an Oscar.
In conclusion, my beloved followers, I sure do like you guys. The number I see, as well as the vaugly human shape that signifies your virtual presence, cheers me to my core.
With all my heart, darling followers,
Your stalwart, appreciative Leader (for, if you are my followers, if follows that I am your leader!)
Katie "The clothes wearer" Mitchell
PS. My middle name could use some work. Any good sugestions?
Dear Sister,
ReplyDeleteThis is your sister. Though I found the above information interesting, educational, and relieving to know it really did nothing to let us know how and what you are doing personally. Mom and I enter the hazardous blogosphere in daily anticipation of "news" of your well being and in your correspondences of little, albeit humorous, detail we try to understand your actual state of being bu have a difficult time doing so.
I love you.
I miss you.
I also love and miss manatees but that is beside the point, and in no way downplays the intense feelings of love and missing that I feel for you.
-Anika "Ooh Barracuda" Mitchell